Ok people.. Kian recently tore his wrist ligament doing dunno what.. Uh hrm.. HIs RIGHT hand somemore.. So.. he had to go for physio. So in his last session of physio me and stix went with him to accompany him. Then after his physio we went to meet up with the rest of the gang at cine. Kian then told us how physio is done on him. In his exact words : " You know what they do? First they heat it." ( Pointing at his wrist ) " Then they cool it." o.O We were all like o.O Okay...

So during dinner kian announced he was going for judo training tmr. Linus then advised him not to go as his wrist just recovered. But no.. he refused to listen. He was adament that he was ok and ignored our advice. So we had to choice but to let him go. Guess what. The next week, when we asked kian to go for breaking (breakdancing) session at linus's house, guess what he said. " cannot.. My wrist injured, the doctor say if i do exercise it will not heal..." Smart. Thats what u get for not listening to us kian.

Joseph

ok Peeps. for those who do not know.. kian is officially part of cjc judo.. he joined them in a bid to lose weight and get fit.

If u refer to the previous post.. u will know that we went to linus house to breakdance dat day but this was what happened when me and zhi wei went back to sji to meet kian after his training to go to linus's house.

At the bustop we met kian and he was bragging that during the days training he did the best throw among the people in judo. So we were like sure not... come show us how u throw.. So he was like " Fine. Come joseph. I show u. Dun worry i will grab u one.. wun fall down one.. i surely will hold u one la.. " I was of course sceptical " sure not.. l8er i fall down how? u treat me dinner ah if i fall.. " " aiya ok ok .. wun fall one.. "

the next thing i knew he grabbed the scruff of my shirt and i fell to the floor with a loud thud. Looking up i saw kians fat ass frame falling down on me!!! Owwwww. Yes ppl.. kian fell on me after failing to hold me. The worst part was he took 5 minutes to pick his ass of me and get up. And he didnt even apologise and blamed me for the fall. Thx a lot la. He being fat doesnt feel a thing but im so thin lor. wa kao. Moral of the incident? Dun trust kian even if he promises to
treat u if anything wrong happens cuz in the end i paid for my own dinner.

Joseph

we were breakdancing in the gym at linus' house. kian wanted to show us some judo moves and in the process he hurt some ppl. lol. then kian decided to try some acrobatic or wadeva he was trying to do. joseph became the victim of his "acrobatic" act. and the best part is.... we haf a video! the first part may be a bit bad and pixelized, but it's the later part of the video that is the entertainment.

enjoy!

Click here for Video!

ok. yesterday, we went out with kian again. and yes, kian never fails to amuse us. and the best thing is, this time, we have a pic and a video to prove it. on the bus, kian did sumthn real retarded. let's take a look.



that's kian wearing the earphone the other way around. how retarded is dat! well... dat's not the worst. wait till u check this out.

The Video of Kian going HIGH!

enjoy!

zixiang

Ok ppl. Update on Kians happenings in his life now.

Full Name : Kay Lim Kian Long
Nicknames : Kian / Kay / Ma Long Square Head / Frankenstein ( check out his new hair style )
Pri School : De La Salle Primary Class 6A ( Smartest class somemore... EM1 leh. now dunno what happen to him. )
Sec School : SJI ( 109 / 209 / 308 / 408 2005 )
JC : CJC ( scored 14 pts for his O s )

Misc : Self professed Dr Love and boasts that he knows everything and anything about the opposite sex and how to Jio girls. How come he doesnt have a girlfren no one knows why... maybe he cant .. uh hmm. Better not go there. =P

New Blog at www.kian89.blogspot.com which he promises to update frequently but i doubt he will....

Info provided by ur ever friendly Blog Master Joseph =)

This incident happened like last year during our march leadership training camp. So as we were all guys, we were showering together after dinner. Kian was showering the furthest from the drainage hole with Linus next to him (unfortunately). So in the midst of showering.. what happened was that linus noticed that the water coming from Kian was stained yellowish in colour.. OMG OMG he found out that Kian was peeing in the freaking shower !! He immediately shouted to us and we were like " Fuck u kian what the hell. " so we quickly ran away as we did not want to be bathing in his urine.

What worsened the situation was that the drainage wasnt working and so the whole place was flooded. With Kians pee. As he was located the furthest from the drainage hole, all his pee would flow to us. YUCK. The worse thing was, he didnt even move away. He just continued like nothing happened standing in the flooded area full of his pee and continues to bath. So next time if u wonder why kian still smells so bad after a shower... now u know.

Joseph

At around 1030 pm tonite, me stix and kian met darrick and ray wong at al azhar along bukit timah road area for supper. So we ordered food n drinks and began to talk cock while waiting for our food.

Kian ordered an ice mocca to drink. So while we were chatting happily, i noticed kian was stirring the mocca vigorously with the straw without holding the cup. The next thing i noticed was that the cup suddenly dissappeared from on the table and reappeared on kians lap with half of the mocca spilt on kians lap. What did he do? Sit there stunned still clutching the straw staring in amazement at the mocca seeping into his pants. Only when darrick told him to stand did he start to move. By then most of his pants n underpants were mocca soaked. We all had a good laugh and criticised kian for stirring something with out holding it with the other hand. Even ray wong was laughing at him ! Hai.. What to do. We had to resort to asking the shop owners for toilet cleaners to clean up kians mess. What can i say but that kian always leaves a trail of destruction behind him where ever he goes....

Joseph

ok. on the same day as darrick's bdae, kian and the rest of us went out to watch final destination 3 in the afternoon. this entry wouldnt be about something kian did, but it can give u some insight into kian's weird mind. so, final destination 3 is a very morbid and gory show. and kian pronounces gory and "gary". lol. "the show very gary!" worse still, while watching the show, and even after the show, kian was smiling to himself. as ppl burnt to death, got their heads crushed, he was.... .SMILING. wtf!!! and after the movie, as we were commenting on it, kian suddenly decided to give his own witty comments. there was a scene when a guy's head was crushed and splattered by two weights coming down, one on each side of his head. kian decided to give a very supposedly intelligent comment. "the guy's head got squashed and exploded.. kana squashed that time look like a WATERMELON!" the rest of us could just go "riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite". well well, kian's imagination. clearly working at sheng shiong can mess up ur mind. next thing u noe, he's comparing you to guava or jackfruits. i guess watching such "gary" movies with kian can rilli turn out to be..... not that "gary".