
Kians Problematic Wrist9:17 PM
Judoka Kian6:36 PM
Kian's Workout5:40 PM
What happens when Kian gets HIGH!8:30 AM
Stalk Him7:07 PM
OMG Ew. Shower Mishap.7:16 PM
Splish Splosh!!12:49 AM
Kian's final destination12:45 PM
If u refer to the previous post.. u will know that we went to linus house to breakdance dat day but this was what happened when me and zhi wei went back to sji to meet kian after his training to go to linus's house.
At the bustop we met kian and he was bragging that during the days training he did the best throw among the people in judo. So we were like sure not... come show us how u throw.. So he was like " Fine. Come joseph. I show u. Dun worry i will grab u one.. wun fall down one.. i surely will hold u one la.. " I was of course sceptical " sure not.. l8er i fall down how? u treat me dinner ah if i fall.. " " aiya ok ok .. wun fall one.. "
the next thing i knew he grabbed the scruff of my shirt and i fell to the floor with a loud thud. Looking up i saw kians fat ass frame falling down on me!!! Owwwww. Yes ppl.. kian fell on me after failing to hold me. The worst part was he took 5 minutes to pick his ass of me and get up. And he didnt even apologise and blamed me for the fall. Thx a lot la. He being fat doesnt feel a thing but im so thin lor. wa kao. Moral of the incident? Dun trust kian even if he promises to
treat u if anything wrong happens cuz in the end i paid for my own dinner.
Joseph
enjoy!
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that's kian wearing the earphone the other way around. how retarded is dat! well... dat's not the worst. wait till u check this out.
The Video of Kian going HIGH!
enjoy!
zixiang
Full Name : Kay Lim Kian Long
Nicknames : Kian / Kay / Ma Long Square Head / Frankenstein ( check out his new hair style )
Pri School : De La Salle Primary Class 6A ( Smartest class somemore... EM1 leh. now dunno what happen to him. )
Sec School : SJI ( 109 / 209 / 308 / 408 2005 )
JC : CJC ( scored 14 pts for his O s )
Misc : Self professed Dr Love and boasts that he knows everything and anything about the opposite sex and how to Jio girls. How come he doesnt have a girlfren no one knows why... maybe he cant .. uh hmm. Better not go there. =P
New Blog at www.kian89.blogspot.com which he promises to update frequently but i doubt he will....
Info provided by ur ever friendly Blog Master Joseph =)
What worsened the situation was that the drainage wasnt working and so the whole place was flooded. With Kians pee. As he was located the furthest from the drainage hole, all his pee would flow to us. YUCK. The worse thing was, he didnt even move away. He just continued like nothing happened standing in the flooded area full of his pee and continues to bath. So next time if u wonder why kian still smells so bad after a shower... now u know.
Joseph
Kian ordered an ice mocca to drink. So while we were chatting happily, i noticed kian was stirring the mocca vigorously with the straw without holding the cup. The next thing i noticed was that the cup suddenly dissappeared from on the table and reappeared on kians lap with half of the mocca spilt on kians lap. What did he do? Sit there stunned still clutching the straw staring in amazement at the mocca seeping into his pants. Only when darrick told him to stand did he start to move. By then most of his pants n underpants were mocca soaked. We all had a good laugh and criticised kian for stirring something with out holding it with the other hand. Even ray wong was laughing at him ! Hai.. What to do. We had to resort to asking the shop owners for toilet cleaners to clean up kians mess. What can i say but that kian always leaves a trail of destruction behind him where ever he goes....
Joseph
Founded 31st December 2005
Patron: Kay Lim Kian Long
Blog Masters: Joseph Lam and Sun Zixiang
Laugh Meter: Cheng Zhi Wei
Editor: Lee Shen Yang
Master of Lame Jokes: Nigel Teh
Master of Sarcastic Jokes: Afzal B Imran
Master (or Mistress) of Advertising: Lee Roy
Executive Committee: Linus Lau, Michael Ng, Loy Chee Kian, and perhaps every other Sjabber from SJI-SJAB who wants to laugh at Kian